Benefits of Procrastinating!

You read that right, folks. There are several benefits to procrastinating and I'm here to tell you about all of them.
All right, the ones I can think of right now.
Which all fall under the category of getting other stuff done.
In other words, this is really just a list of what I do to avoid working:

(This is a picture of "working" -- which I'm not doing right now, 

to bring you this list. Since you asked for it. 

No, no, really, it's my pleasure.) 

1. Laundry
2. Cook
3. Clean
4. Blog
5. Bake a cake (which I also really like eating)
6. Eat cake (which theoretically can be done while sitting at the computer, but! my hands can only type or eat)
7. Call my mom (which I don't do every week even, but I called her yesterday, and today, dire straits)
8. Listen to music with my son (Dire Straits! Great band.)
9. Install a new lampshade
10. Clean the cushions for our outside couch
11. Read beauty reviews (like this one from the Ed.-in-Chief of Ravishly.com) and decide I absolutely need that one product (like this one), then ponder whether I should find $22 worth of stuff to add so I get free shipping and don't have to drive less than one mile with two kids to get it. (This is what keeps me from being a Grade A consumer, really. Shopping with kids. Nah. I got everything I need.)

And now both children are off my body for a moment, so excuse me while I do something not on that list. (Work.) (Before they come back/wake up.) (Really, I should be making dinner. Excuses, excuses!)